Couch Party Game Night

About This Game

A local splitscreen multiplayer first person shooter throwback! Join us in becoming all the best parts of your favorite classics of the genre, in one package! Nostalgia fueled graphics and gameplay collide in perfect timing with current technology to bring that irreplaceable feeling of a game night on the couch with friends, back to the forefront, for up to 4 of your foreheads!

CPGN’s unique features..
– Gun mechanics (no “fake bullets” from a magic ribcage-forehead instantly scanning hits)
– 1:1 button-to-action gameplay (no pointless delays between you and the game)
– Performance based handicap options (extra challenge for experts, more fun for noobs)
– 100% hitbox / collision accuracy with 0 auto-aim (what you hit is what you shot at)
– No loading screens (quality time for grandma to throw you through a window)
– Randomly generated maps (infinite replay value and no map-memory advantage)
– Clutch turning (run button can be held to make looking twice as snappy)
– No crap-filler cutscenes to skip (you want a story? cool, go watch a movie)
– Skill-based 1-hit-kills mode (points awarded by weapons used to get the kills)
– No lag or cheaters (all players on 1 machine plus no hitscan tech or its flaws)
– World’s first splitscreen audio system (dropped ball by AAA turd-factories)
– 597 types of Motion Blur and Film Effects (for your eyes) already turned off

CPGN’s modes of play..
– Death Match : standard match of 4 players and custom settings of your choice
– Muder Ball : hold a ball that’s being tracked to score points every 10 seconds
– Predator 3v1 : choose who gets 3x health and ammo and try to take them out
– Teams (2v2) : points get added together and spawn on your buddy’s position
– 3 Player DM : arranges players by seating with equal screens and audio source
– 1v1 (2 player) : each player gets half a screen to settle the score with the other
– Target Pract : single player points with animated 2d metal targets attacking you