Xlord

From Midiwarez

[edit] Facts

• Fucks corn fed mid western house wives
• Looks like a pirate
• Permanent Moonshine damage
• Once sent money to Nigeria via internet dating scam

[edit] Location

Not of fixed address

[edit] Quotes

Xlord supports affirmative action and watermelon based reparations

[01:52] <Xlord> dude I was offshore working once about 125mi south of Texas in the gulf on a work boat
[01:52] <Xlord> at about 2am in the morning
[01:53] <Xlord> a crew boat came and it has tons of shit we have to transfer from one boat to the other
[01:53] <Xlord> thousands of pounds of stuff
[01:53] <Xlord> we are doing all this
[01:53] <Xlord> and there are about 12 black painters and sandblasters on the other boat
[01:53] <Xlord> catching stuff
[01:54] <Xlord> we got to a huge box that had watermelons in it
[01:54] <Xlord> and we were tossing them from one boat to the other
[01:54] <Xlord> this one young black kid says to me "thow it white boy, thow it!"
[01:54] <Xlord> so i tossed
[01:54] <Xlord> and it hit him in the chest and knocked him down and busted all over the deck
[01:54] <Xlord> you know the whole show stopped immediately
[01:55] <Xlord> until all the chunks of that watermelon got picked up and eaten
[01:55] <Xlord> was funny as hell
[01:55] <^rad^> im officially distancing myself from this conversation