Looking1

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[edit] Facts

  • Illegal immigrant
  • Works for his mother repairing fax machines
  • Unfortunately close to kirby
  • iphone fag
  • EEEPC fag
  • Ricer fag
  • Fag
  • Had his credit card mailed to him from 1400 miles away after passing out and leaving it on the floorboard of a vehicle that drove back to Texas
  • Hates whitey, but loves whitey's sense of aesthetic [1] [2].
  • Hipster in denial
  • Spent $450 on a bong that sux compared to segbong then leant it to a wetback who got deported
  • Has a hymen

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[edit] Location

The bus going back over the border, at least I get a free meal


[edit] The Mace incident

Some time ago, Looking1 was trying to break into his girlfriends house to retrieve his eeepc before she found porn on it. The local security guards obviously thought he was a mexican rapist from juarez.
Looking1 tried to convince them he was in fact a fax machine repair guy but they would not believe him and maced him in the face.
Looking1 was then bundled into the trunk of their car and driven out into the desert before being dumped.

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