Hex
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[edit] Facts
- Thinks you can cure all ailments with an impulse
- Loves scooters
- Eats kangaroo burgers
- Hates Steinberg and loves Emagic
- Is an expert at email configuration
- Has the worlds quietest PC case
- Only uses expensive rock solid laser mice
- Designed Joomla
- Is lobbying for lightbox to become a default web standard
- Convinces 16 year old girls they are popstars on one condition
- Still waiting for euphonix PC drivers
- Still gay
- online casino reviews
[edit] Location
Middle Earth, New Zealand
[edit] The mouse incident
_Hex_ is a serious fucking producer. As such a normal optical mouse cannot cope with the fidelity of his producing needs. _Hex_ decided to buy a $200 laser mouse which promised to be compatible with Nuendo.
Upon installing his new mouse, _Hex_'s computer automatically formatted.
4 Months of epic reinstalling and mouse related dramas resulted. During this time _Hex_ installed vista, win98, win2k3, win xp, vista again, win me, windows 64 bit laser mouse version and then finally bought a new $20 ms basic mouse...which works fine
[edit] The case incident
_Hex_ lives in a far off backwards land, which only sells functioning computer cases.
Dissatisfied with the 'performance' of these cases, _Hex_ flew to Australia, caught many trams, and purchased a Sonata II 'silent' case.
After an epic journey home carrying a computer case through customs, _Hex_ made sure he had the right mouse plugged in and powered up his new case.
Hilarity ensued, as the new silent case made a humming noise equivalent to an industrial vacuum Segbong.
_Hex_ eventually purchased a normal computer case and discovered that it is fine.
[edit] Facts
[12:12:16] <_Hex_> now that i think about it
[12:12:27] <_Hex_> i've touched far more penis in my time than i have boobs or vag
[12:12:34] <_Hex_> albeit mine
[12:12:36] <_Hex_> still
[12:12:39] <_Hex_> GAY
