Bongmeup

bongmeup is never wrong [citation not needed]
what ever hardware you're talking about, bongmeup used it, and you haven't.
Hates all software and makes music using a matchstick struck against a tin can filtered through a synthi and a sherman fb2
Works for a software company
In denial about being a ricer, but loves risotto
knows kung fu

Bong on the right, some poor intern on the left	The Tron Soundtrack contained no software	This and more sand came out of bongmeup's vagina.	It is commonly believed that, before bongmeup came to IRC, the Namibian desert was a thriving tropical jungle.
The inside of bongmeup's heart	Don't be fooled. There's more hate under the surface than you could physically fit.